Volume 30 SBS
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Chapter 276 (Page 26)
D: Ahaha, ♥ hello Dear. ♥ Ahaha. ♥ Would you like to take a bath today? Ahahahaha. ♥ Would you like to eat? Ahahaha. ♥ Or perhaps... ♥ WOULD YOU LIKE ME? Huh...?!! What?! Start the SBS... oh. Okay... Start the SBS♥-BS-BS-bs-bs... (by your loving wife2)
O: Okay. Let's begin. (normal)
D: Oda-sensei! In the Poneglyph on first panel in page 144 of Volume 22, it says "Pandaman"! Is Pandaman an important person (thing?) in Alabasta? Please tell me! |
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D: Odacchi! Draw the main 7 characters with your mouth. (P.N. Shuichi)
O: No way! Don't make me do that!
Chapter 277 (Page 46)
D: I have a question. The other day, when I was listening to the radio, they were talking about how in England, when they play (tennis) matches at Wimbledon, it never rains. This is apparently because when they spot rainclouds, they use jets to clear away the rainclouds. But when they do that, the surrounding areas always end up getting up terrible rain. When I heard this, it reminded me of "Dance Powder." I was surprised to hear a true story about controlling the weather. Did you use this example as a model for your idea? |
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Chapter 278 (Page 66)
O: Here's a shiritori game from P.N.Leo-san from Hyogo Prefecture!! So come, everyone!! Get working!! You can go diagonally, too!! Answer on page 186.
Usopp: We don't show up?
Robin: Too bad.
Zoro: This takes me back.
The One Piece Shiritori ~The Road to Reunion with Shanks~ Write each character's name in the blank and then you can play shiritori! Can you make it all the way to Shanks at the end?
(Note: Shiritori is a game in which you connect the last letter of a name to the first letter of the next. These are, of course, using Japanese letters, and as such, if you don't know the katakana/hiragana names or how to connect them in this way, the game will be impossible for you.)
You can move diagonally in this game. Also, each character can only be used once.
Chapter 279 (Page 86)
D: To Odacchi-sama. I want want WANT (x1000) a second timetable!! Please make another one. C'mon! C'mon man do it! Penname Shibu-san & Ishi-san
O: A timetable. I put one in a volume a long time ago and it was rather well received. Well, there are new crew members now, and lots of people are clamoring for a new one. I would LIKE to create one, but the problem is that I'm sure the way I used to study as a kid is different than the way the kids of today study, so I'd need some input on what it would take to make a good one. So everyone who has some free time, please send me the timetable you use right now. I'll use their ideas to create a timetable for next time. (^_^)
D: Hello. Where my friend grew up, they have a "Shibukawa Bellybutton Festival." Conis-chan and the others participate in that, right? Penname: Ponponchi
O: Huh. Bellybutton festival? What do they do, belly dances? Well, of course, everyone in the sky would join in! Ener, too!!
D: Why do all the pretty female characters in One Piece have large breasts? Oda-chan, you jerrrrk!! Large-breasted women aren't the only kind of women there are!! I'm sure Sanji-kun must understand. ♥ by Sanji Lover
Sanji: Of course, baby. PEOPLE ARE THEIR HEARTS!!
O: Hey! Nami's wearing a bathing suit.
Sanji: NNNAAAAAMI-SAAAAN!!! ♥♥♥
Chapter 280 (Page 86)
D: Greetings, Oda-sensei!! I have a question about Logia-type Devil Fruits. In Chapter 280, God Ener said something about "Paramecias' powers being limited to their body structure." So for cases where people can change their body shape, like Crocodile's Suna Suna powers or Ace or Smoker's powers, does that make them Logia types? If you don't answer me, I won't let you go to the bathroom! You'll p**p in the woods. P.N. Joke Laugh
O: I will not poop in the woods. Gosh, you're so vulgar. Poop in the woods. Honestly. I get a lot of these questions, so let's make a chart so it's easy to understand.
Paramecia |
Zoan |
Logia |
Gomu Gomu |
Ushi Ushi: Model Bison |
Moku Moku |
Can you tell, now? The Logia type, able to change their living body structure into the powers of nature, are extremely powerful within all the categories of powers.
Chapter 281 (Page 126)
D: I got some very funny kotowaza (proverb) cards from Yoshiko-san in Tokyo. You should use these too!! But don't write them on the test!!
[One Piece Proverb Dictionary]
- One puff of smoke can tell a thousand words.
- Meaning: Your feelings of love will be expressed and felt without you having to open your mouth.
- Play on: One look can tell a thousand words. (lit: The eyes speak as much as the mouth.)
- Funny because: You can tell when Sanji feels in love because his smoke comes out as little hearts.
- Proper preparation makes one happy.
- Meaning: But, keep the preparations at a minimal level.
- Play on: Proper preparation makes one safe. (lit: With preparation comes no sadness.)
- Funny because: Usopp sure likes his tools and gadgets.
- Set a pretty girl at ease.
- Meaning: You can't force a cute girl to do something she can't handle (says Sanji).
- Play on: Send your pretty/adorable child on a journey. (rather than over-protect your child, give them a chance to experience life on their own.)
- Funny because: Sanji always talks about protecting women and not making them do hard work.
- Large and small are convenient.
- Meaning: You can't get any more convenient than both at once.
- Play on: The large makes room for the small. (being accomodating will offer you more room)
- Funny because: Chopper can be either large or small when he needs to.
- Even need Nico's helping hand.
- Meaning: Helpful for when you want to get the job done.
- Play on: Even need a cat's helping hand. (neko/niko)
- Funny because: Robin has all the hands you'll ever need.
- Three together have the wisdom of a wild animal.
- Meaning: One of them is dangerous, but all three together might as well be inhuman.
- Play on: Three together have the wisdom of a Boddhisatva. (a group is smarter)
- Funny because: Luffy, Zoro and Sanji together against one enemy always means overkill.
- Nami falls and takes it out on you.
- Meaning: Sometimes it sucks to be the innocent third person who has to take the blame.
- Play on: Fall seven times, get up eight times. (The vicissitudes of life.)
- Funny because: Nami will beat you up if she feels it necessary, regardless of whose fault it was.
- Long nose laughs at the blue nose.
- Meaning: Don't try to raise yourself above others by ridiculing them.
- Play on: The eye booger laughs at the nose booger.
- Funny because: Usopp laughing at Chopper's nose is pointless because his looks just as silly.
- A wise Nami hides her treasure.
- Meaning: A logical conclusion when you can't have people dividing it up evenly.
- Play on: A wise hawk hides its claws. (A wise man keeps his cards close to his chest.)
- Funny because: Nami WOULD do something like hide the treasure so it doesn't get split up.
- When Zoro walks, he gets lost.
- Meaning: An entirely likely outcome.
- Play on: Even a dog will walk into poles. (Everyone is bound to meet disaster.)
- Funny because: Zoro always gets lost when he goes anywhere.
- Even rotten, I still want to eat it.
- Meaning: Something disgusting, a ridiculous circumstance.
- Play on: Even rotten, it is still a sea bream. (It may not be what it once was, but it's still first class.)
- Funny because: Luffy will eat anything, even if it's rotten.
Chapter 282 (Page 146)
D: I think all the characters in One Piece are very fashionable and stylish. Are you stylish too, Ei-chan?
O: Yes. As a man, I always feel the need to be at my most attractive. My hair is styled in a free-grow style that looks very natural. My clothes are a junk costume designed to shine in all four seasons. Always feel like I'm alive, no-belt gum-in-the-pants. Able to walk into both a high-class hotel and a dirty beachhouse, spirit-on-the-foot.
D: I'd like to know about something. On page 130 of Volume 27, Sanji talks about "putting water in the canteens once it gets distilled." What kind of survival trick is this? Tell me how it works. So I can go to the jungle. by Kagawa |
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O: Okay, here's a little lecture on how to make distilled water.
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O: You need have these three pots set up like this. The water you get from a nearby river or something. The second water part acts to cool steam rising from the boiling water below. The cooled steam forms droplets and drips down into that little canister, making nice clean water. Sanji used sea clouds to make his water. Now that you know this, you can have clean water anywhere you go!
Chapter 283
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Chapter 284 (Page 186)
O: Experiment complete. I do not recommend drawing with your mouth. So please, don't send me any more of these crazy requests. P.N. Shuichi-kun. My front teeth hurt now!! They're about to break!! See you again next volume!! |
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Chapter 285
No SBS.
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