Volume 9 SBS

Chapter 72 (Page 26)

D: Sensei, I can't stop my yosage (Zeff's braids). How do I stop it?

O: There's no need to!! The SBS begins!!


D: To Oda-sensei. I allllllways have fun reading One Piece! By the way, in volume 7, page 18, third panel, the knife Sanji's holding appears to have some writing on it, but it's so small, I can't tell what it is. What's written on it? Please tell me!!

O: I'm not surprised you can't tell what it is. After all, I drew it so you couldn't tell what it is. But you did well, finding it. I'll fess up. What I drew was "Hokuto no Ken." (Fist of the North Star) It was a really famous series in Jump from when I was in elementary school. Do you know it?


D: I wanna participate in my own SBS Corner!! But then I gave up, so please read this. Do you like poop, Oda-sensei? It comes out as letters a lot, and it's drawn on Clahadour's clothes, so... I love it.

O: P**p?! I'd be too embarrassed to say such a naughty, filthy word!! Please, stop it!!


D: When I read about Usopp's past, told in Merry's refined speech, I accidentally started "man-crying," even though I'm a girl. The tears ran down my cheeks and into my mouth. What do you think it tasted like???

O: Like poop. (Rolling Style)


D: I heard this somewhere. Is Sanji's afternoon snack Kasutera (Castilla, or sponge cake)? (Because his snack is ?????)

O: I see...


(Note: Sorry, they blocked out one of the letters for some reason and there's no way I can tell what it's supposed to be.)

Chapter 73 (Page 46)

D: Oda-sensei, this is the spirit of the heart (what Zoro uses to "speak" with the sword in his mouth), isn't it. (Penname Arunya)

O: Yes. This is a good spirit of the heart.


D: Nobunaga - If the cuckoo will not sing, kill it.
Hideyoshi - If the cuckoo will not sing, make it want to sing.
Ieyasu - If the cuckoo will not sing, wait.

A haiku that expresses the personalities of those who reached towards heaven. What about you, sir?

O: Eiichirou - If the cuckoo will not sing, buy a cola.

  • Meaning: I want a cola right now. (and not that diet stuff)


D: I went to the barber and told him "A Spirit-of-the-Man's-Heart cut!!" Then he said, "Okay!!" and he shaved my head bald. Entirely the wrong look. Sensei, are there any requirements to become a Zoro?! Tell me!! *sobbing*

O: Don't cry!! Stand up!! There are battles that a man cannot run from!! So what if you got turned into a priest once?! When your hair grows out again, go back to that barber and challenge him!! A return match!! Well, if I were you, I would give up (ROFL).

Chapter 74 (page 66)

D: I LOVE SANJI LIKE THAT.

O: Like what?


D: Oda-sensei!! It's awful!! My friend has contracted "If-you-don't-eat-a-snack-you-will-die-itis". How can this affliction be cured?! He'll die soon!!

O: Don't get flustered!! Get a hold of yourself!! It's okay!! Chill out!! Calm down!! Okay, next question.


D: How many Debu Debu's is Albida's fatness (debu-sa)? *whirling* CRACK! Uwaaaaaah.

O: Ahh, do whatever you want already.


D: What are the pistols in One Piece called? They don't look like matchlocks.

O: They are "flintlock-style pistols". Because of its spark-making stone called a flint, think of it as a step above a matchlock.

Chapter 75 (Page 86)

D: Oi!! Oda-kun!! Sit down right there!! Okay!! I don't want to hear any junk about you wanting to look at the side of your face!! What're you gonna do if you break your neck?! Value your life, sonny!! You shouldn't have to be scolded by some younger like myself!! This on this!! You may go!!

O: Oh... I'm very sorry.


D: When I tried to look at the side of my face in a mirror like you said on the inside cover of volume 7, I twisted my neck and went to the doctor. The doctor asked me, "why did this happen to you?", but how should I respond to him?

O: Ah... we're friends.


D: Hello. I have wine in my house, so I wondered, "what country is it from?", and when I looked on the back, I saw the words "dry, full body". I was a little surprised. But I was so happy. Is this the origin of Fullbody-san's (the Ironfist one) name? It is, isn't it. If you tell me it's not, I think I'll feel like it's all over. (?)

O: It's not over! You are right! I really don't drink much wine, so I don't know a whole lot about it, but from the times I did drink it I learned that the strength and heaviness of the taste is what you call it's "body"! Wine with a long fermentation time is has a "full body", the next lighter is "medium body", and then "light body"! Now, my explanation of Captain Fullbody's name is finished! Thank you very much!!


D: Where did Dandy Gin-san hide those weapons of his? Huh? There?! Wow, I bet he can't doze off on the train, then.

O: What?! Are you suggesting that he hid those weapons as his balls?! As Dandy Gin balls?! You're going to make all the Gin fans very angry. Gin's a pretty popular one, he is.

Chapter 76 (Page 106)

D: Heyyyyyy!! Guy who said he likes Namiiiiiiii!! Fight with me!! I love Nami 100x more than youuuuuuu. But I love you toooooooo. I'm a homooooooooo (angry). We're frieeeeeends. You and I are frieeeeeeeends.

O: ...that's right. The guy who was with Nami from Volume 7. Get along, now!


D: In an SBS in Volume 7, you said Sanji-san's age was 19, but when I talked to my friend, s/he basically said, "that's a lie." How old is he, really?

O: Uh, well even if you were told it was a lie, all I can say is that it's true............. it's true.


D: Why did "Red-Leg Zeff" eat his right leg? That's where his kick power lies, so couldn't he eat the left one instead?

O: Bzzzzt. Wrong. The base of the kick strength is actually the "pivoting leg". For instance, if you were to try to kick a ball with your right leg, what would happen if you didn't have a left leg? You wouldn't be able to kick, right? Why don't you go ask your soccer-playing friends? The life of the kick is contained in the pivoting leg!!


D: Oda-sensei! Drop your pen! Stop drawing manga! I have a question. My older brother and I cooperated to buy with the SBS, but we accidentally bought 2 copies of Volume 5. What should we do? If you answer me, you may use your pen!

O: Well, then... how about, "go buy 5 more copies of Volume 5"? Then the fact that you bought 2 before won't really matter anymore, and then you can laugh about it! Can I pick up the pen now?


D: If Luffy wants a musician so bad, why doesn't he come to my house? Is it because it's not by the ocean? Is it because I'm really an alien? Is it because my feet have been smelly lately?

O: It's because your feet smell. The SBS is over!! Until next volume!!

Chapter 77

Usopp Gallery Pirates

Chapter 78

One Piece Great Name Introduction

Chapter 79

Usopp Gallery Pirates

Chapter 80

One Piece Great Name Introduction

Chapter 81

Usopp Gallery Pirates

Manga/SBS/9 (last edited 2006-11-14 03:14:02 by teko)